Betsy | she/her or they/them | 21
Don't let the big 2 fool you, I am simply a child who is also allowed to buy beer.
I'm in college. Hope to get out someday.

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#how exactly does one make a recuperacoon
#and yeah derse confirmed
#homestuck
The True Prospit/Derse Test.

fruticose:

swankysassifrass:

grandmastercommander:

Prospit Dreamers make their beds.

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Derse Dreamers don’t.

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I was like “what about the trolls?” and then I was like “ahh the recuperacoons”

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#have you heard of my band inverted birds
#photography

tommybruce:

Birds and Inverted Birds (stars)

Photographs

2013

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shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly

Tectonic plates

thank You

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foxdear:

theloudninja69:

foxdear:

theloudninja69:

horny like a brony 

what the fuck is this doing in the crotchboobs tag

What the fuck are you doing on the crotchboobs tag?

livin life, bein myself

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#quote
People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

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#WEIRD
#joffrey baratheon
#game of thrones

#joffrey being a seemingly good guy out of context

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#hhHFHFH
#karkat
#homestuck
dacadaca:

MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.

dacadaca:

MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.

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makochantachibanana:

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

this is beautiful

makochantachibanana:

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

this is beautiful

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#don't starve
#i would do it myself but i do not have the skills
#video

can someone please photoshop Maxwell’s face over Elijah Wood’s (and Wilson & co,’s faces over the yo gabbas) so he can lead the rest of the Don’t Starve cast in doing the Puppetmaster

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xv7:

sa-ni-ty:

What the fuck is this

a government secret

xv7:

sa-ni-ty:

What the fuck is this

a government secret

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#GOD BLESS
#sansa stark
#game of thrones
#quote
If a Disney princess had night terrors, the story of Sansa Stark might be what woke her up screaming. Often overlooked in favor of her killer kid sister, the elder Stark sibling has had all her illusions about the world, and her safety in it, shattered. But her quiet, innate political shrewdness and emotional strength have enabled her to survive in a royal court that likely would have cost every other member of her family their heads. She’s the show’s best-kept secret.
Rollingstone about Sansa Stark in their list of top 40 game of thrones characters. Sansa is number 4. x (via tomlincum)
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#this kills the man
#quote
I wouldn’t necessarily mind people not knowing I’m gay, but I don’t like being thought of as straight — in the same way that I don’t mind people not knowing I’m a writer, but it would be awkward if they assumed I was an extreme skateboarder, because that’s so far removed from the reality of my life. But there is no blank slate where orientation is concerned; we are straight until proven otherwise. And if you’ve never seen how dramatically a conversation can be derailed by a casual admission of homosexuality, let me tell you, it gets awkward.

My Life as an Invisible Queer - Cosmopolitan (via feministlibrarian)

This speaks to me so much, and is probably the most important part, but let me tell you, I like this bit more:

What would be great, I think, is if I could hire some kind of old-timey town crier to precede me into any room I enter, shouting “Lesbian coming! Lesbian coming this way!” and possibly ringing some kind of bell. Then everyone would already know before our interaction commenced, and they could be pleasant or horrible as the spirit moved them, but at least we’d be communicating from a place of honesty and I wouldn’t have to worry about whether I’ll inadvertently reveal myself.

(via aceadmiral)

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#i need to watch this show

lizjungkim:

| true detective + family circus

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amydentata:

wow

amydentata:

wow

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#BIRD SCHOOL
#birds
princeowl:

yes i make essay for bird school final exam on bread eat

princeowl:

yes i make essay for bird school final exam on bread eat